What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Why do I want to suck cock tonight?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

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Me : Thank you.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

What does it mean if I had a dream about my mom who passed 12 years ago waking up from her coma and asking for my dad? I have never had a dreams about her since she has been gone.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : Because it's month of August.

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He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

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I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Can you show pictures of your penis, big or small?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

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Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

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Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Tea ?

In your humble opinion, why does the narcissist mistake kindness for weakness in some people?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

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I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : I don't drink

How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : I'm 24.

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By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : No

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Me : Sure.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.